[god vs aliens] shirt
[god vs aliens] shirt

[god vs aliens] shirt

Regular price $24.00 Sale

if you are familiar with my work, you are most likely aware that aliens are not actually travelers from another planet, they are simply the modern manifestation of demons. they come at night, take people, torture them, enjoy deceiving people, and generally serve to elevate a worldview that is antithetical to traditional theology. well we're striking back with this beautiful piece of anti-alien propaganda conveniently packaged in shirt form. here you can see some female holy figure, a warrior of god, beheading a grey alien. behind them are various scenes and symbols that relate to this. there's a man getting abducted from his house, and someone following a ladder into the sky that leads right to satan's arms. there's also an angel coming down to earth and a scene from Noah's ark. I included this because some people have posited that the nephilim, who came down to earth to mate with human women, could in some way be associated with modern aliens, who also have a strange obsession with human sex and hybrids. some have posited that part of the function of the flood in Noah's time was the cleanse the earth of these strange nephilim-human hybrids. the bible does discuss giants existing, so, who knows. in the sky are various holy and sacred symbols and a golden castle, symbolic of the peace and strength we will have when modern man awakens to the true nature of the alien situation.

this shirt comes only on black, honestly it was too intense for any other color. only black could handle it.

([READ THIS] a note on sizes: I used to advise on sizes but there is just too much variation between people. I'm about 6'2, and skinny, and I wear a medium. The medium is pretty large, but for some guys it's not big enough. Honestly the only way to make a safe bet is to check out the sizing guide below and measure yourself or one of your shirts that you have that fits you well. I can't do returns because they're all made to order so, it's not like I have a ton of them all here at the studio. If you want to order a bunch I'd probably advise getting one and then seeing how it fits and then going for more. 

On my end, the data I can give you is that after advising that if you're torn between the medium and the large to get a medium, it worked out for most people, but some guys have bigger arms or actually needed the large so, like I said, basically gotta measure yourself.)

• Double-stitched
• Made in the USA

Size guide

Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48