URBANISM is a plague and the modern soul is unduly oppressed the spirit of our massive festering cities. Modern urban areas, are, in general, soul crushing warfare zones where broken spirits go to die. Flex on filthy urbanites with this absurdly rad shirt. No city dwelling merchant would dare vend such a radical item. Just me.
small note i should make is that in the tradition of european heraldry he is shown erect, fierce, notice it, take it in. do you see it. just making sure. i like it, obviously, i suppose i could tone it down but i didnt want to emasculate him. if someone asks for it (email firstname.lastname@example.org) ill post one with him de-phallused but for now thats the style, pure masculine energy.
This is printed on a high quality shirt. Some people have been asking for greens so you got it, this shirt comes in black, greys, and some greens (feeling the emerald tbh).
(note on sizes: if you're debating between a large and a medium, I would recommend getting the medium. I'm 6'2 and the large is big on me. there's also a sizing chart down below this. the only "situation" I've had after doing this for almost two years is that the large shirts are often too large on people. I put this note on every shirt because I can't really do returns unless something is actually wrong with the shirt (extremely rare, maybe happened like 3 times). I print them to order so it's not like I have a huge stockpile at my studio.)