[SMASH URBANISM] shirt
[SMASH URBANISM] shirt
[SMASH URBANISM] shirt
[SMASH URBANISM] shirt
[SMASH URBANISM] shirt
[SMASH URBANISM] shirt
[SMASH URBANISM] shirt
[SMASH URBANISM] shirt

[SMASH URBANISM] shirt

Regular price $23.00 Sale

URBANISM is a plague and the modern soul is unduly oppressed the spirit of our massive festering cities. Modern urban areas, are, in general, soul crushing warfare zones where broken spirits go to die. Flex on filthy urbanites with this absurdly rad shirt. No city dwelling merchant would dare vend such a radical item. Just me.

small note i should make is that in the tradition of european heraldry he is shown erect, fierce, notice it, take it in. do you see it. just making sure. i like it, obviously, i suppose i could tone it down but i didnt want to emasculate him. if someone asks for it (email monarchzeronyc@gmail.com) ill post one with him de-phallused but for now thats the style, pure masculine energy.

This is printed on a high quality shirt. Some people have been asking for greens so you got it, this shirt comes in black, greys, and some greens (feeling the emerald tbh).

([READ THIS] a note on sizes: I used to advise on sizes but there is just too much variation between people. I'm about 6'2, and skinny, and I wear a medium. The medium is pretty large, but for some guys it's not big enough. Honestly the only way to make a safe bet is to check out the sizing guide below and measure yourself or one of your shirts that you have that fits you well. I can't do returns because they're all made to order so, it's not like I have a ton of them all here at the studio. If you want to order a bunch I'd probably advise getting one and then seeing how it fits and then going for more. 

On my end, the data I can give you is that after advising that if you're torn between the medium and the large to get a medium, it worked out for most people, but some guys have bigger arms or actually needed the large so, like I said, basically gotta measure yourself.)


Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48