[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt
[the conspiracy] shirt

[the conspiracy] shirt

Regular price $24.00 Sale

you know I had to do it. this is the official conspiracy shirt. we got it all on here: under the dome sky there is a plane leaving chemtrails and a UFO, the illuminati eye in the triangle watching everything, and a dinosaur walks over the flat earth (on the earth, you can see, super tiny, the twin towers with pink smoke). a freemason flag is attached to the bottom of the earth. what more could you ask for. this is it. this one comes on blues and greys.

• Double-stitched
• Made in the USA

([READ THIS] a note on sizes: I used to advise on sizes but there is just too much variation between people. I'm about 6'2, and skinny, and I wear a medium. The medium is pretty large, but for some guys it's not big enough. Honestly the only way to make a safe bet is to check out the sizing guide below and measure yourself or one of your shirts that you have that fits you well. I can't do returns because they're all made to order so, it's not like I have a ton of them all here at the studio. If you want to order a bunch I'd probably advise getting one and then seeing how it fits and then going for more. 

On my end, the data I can give you is that after advising that if you're torn between the medium and the large to get a medium, it worked out for most people, but some guys have bigger arms or actually needed the large so, like I said, basically gotta measure yourself.)


Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48